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Teacher In what were the Poles doing from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia ? Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !

Teacher What is cant short for Pupil from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: What is can't short for ? Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !

Teacher Does anyone know which month has from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ? Pupil: All of them !

Teacher Can anyone give me the name from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze ? Pupil: Hot water !

Teacher Why cant you ever answer any from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions ? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here !

Teacher This is the third time Ive from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday !

Teacher Can anyone tell me how many from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ? Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!

Mother Does your teacher like you Son from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Mother: Does your teacher like you ? Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at all those X's on my test paper !

Mother How do you like your new from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Mother: How do you like your new teacher ? Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

Teacher What time do you get up from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ? About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

Teacher How can you make so many from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ? Pupil: I get up early !

How do bees get to school By from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
How do bees get to school ? By school buzz !

Mother What was the first thing you from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !

What do French pupils say after finishing from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ? Mercy !

Teacher Cant you retain anything in your from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher : Can't you retain anything in your head overnight ? Pupil : Of course, I've had this cold in my head for two days !

Teacher What can we do to stop from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters ? Pupil: Stop taking baths ?

Teacher If you have five haystacks in from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ? Pupil: One big haystack !

Teacher Why are you reading the last from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ? Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

Teacher Why are you picking your nose from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ? Pupil: My mother won't let me do it at home !

Art Teacher The picture of the horse from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ? Pupil: The horse will draw it !